Tattoo Chicken
For when you need your ingestible substance to have more personality than you.
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What You'll Need:

  1. Omega Mart brand whole, tattoo chicken which can be procured from any reginal Omega Mart.
  2. Carrots
  3. Lettuce
  4. Onions

Directions:

Acquire ingredients from your local Omega Mart store and safely return to your dwelling. Once safely home and having ensured no one has followed, place the Omega Mart brand tattoo chicken in your thermal heat generator for up to and no longer than just above acceptable internal temperature. Place carrots, lettuce, and onions into pot to stabilize inevitable thermonuclear reactions. Once stable, enjoy!